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Joke of the Day
"""I faked all my LOLs."" -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end."
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"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."
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"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: My pop is bigger than your pop."
"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."
"Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!"
"All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet."
"I got my IQ test results back They were negative."
"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."