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Joke of the Day
"Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered."
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"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"
"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
"TV is the best girlfriend Because, no matter what happens, I can always turn it on."
"What's green and empty? Orville's arsehole"
"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"
"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."
"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""