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Joke of the Day

"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? He flips houses"

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? to get to the body shop : )"

"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."

"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate a tit a lot."

"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."

"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."

"I only listen to Australian indie pop music on Sundays.. Because that is the Lorde's day."