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Joke of the Day

"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"

"I'm glad to see Reddit is so environmentally friendly! Especially /r/jokes. They are full of recycled content!"

"Why can't you escape the angry forest? Because there are mad trees."

"Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show."

"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"

"Think about something positive! What's the first thing that comes to your mind? My HIV test."

"Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate."

"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."

"R/Jokes is like my elbow. I don't come here often."