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Joke of the Day
"Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch but don't believe everything you hear."
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"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."
"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""
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