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Joke of the Day
"Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect"
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"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"
"*gets in the bus* *Brings out earphones* *untangles* *arrives*"
"What is the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gargle sand!"
"The nun got pregnant at the Church's Halloween party. I told her not to dress up as an altar boy..."
"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."
"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"
"What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich? What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth?"