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Joke of the Day
"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"
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"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran"
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"I wish I was 7'9"" so my BMI would be normal"
"I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note ""Don't eat me"".Now there's an empty plate and a note ""Don't tell me what to do"""
"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."
"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"I have a joke about Physics... But meh. I guess it wouldn't matter."