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Joke of the Day

"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a cooch across an airport; I'm sure they know NOT bacon"

"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"

"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."

"I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms."

"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."

"What has two legs and two legs Dog"

"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."

"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."