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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."
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"Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice.."
"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."
"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street... when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, ""Lets's fuck him!"" The rabbi asks, ""Out of what?"""
"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."
"Women belong in the House ...and the Senate"
"So a kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor about his stealing problem. Patient: Doc, I just can't seem stop stealing everything. Doc: Please take a seat..."
"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"