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Joke of the Day
"I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you"
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"I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay."""
"What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!"
"""If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun"" ~My son apparently"
"What do you call a faked pregnancy? A misconception."
"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""
"Jokes about abusive parents... ...just hit too close to home."
"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."
"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"