141843

Joke of the Day

"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."

"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."

"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."

"Dad:why are your eyes so red? Son: i was smoking marijuana Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot"

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."

"What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria"

"Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."

"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."

"I sent 117 texts and called you 82 times but you must be busy so I came over to tell you the restraining order expired and I still love you!"