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Joke of the Day
"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."
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"the homeless woman I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!"
"NASA : we were wrong , there ARE 9 planets in the Solar System PLUTO: I'm back, baby! NASA: because we found a new one! PLUTO: SON OF A"
"I like my women like I like my Chinese chemical storage facilities Ready to blow at any minute"
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"I ran into my ex-wife the other day So I backed up and hit her again, I miss her sometimes"
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"""