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Joke of the Day

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."

"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."

"The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost"

"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"

"This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class? ""Na, I'm a-stay"""

"I just got mistaken for an employee at a haunted house. Assume it's because I look authoritative not because I look like I'm wearing a mask."

"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."

"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"I'd be the worst 911 Operator. ""Uh ma'am I think you mean he was lying in a puddle of his own blood, not laying."""