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Joke of the Day

"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."

"Q: Why did Thoreau build a house? A: Because he wanted to be walled-in."

"Coffee rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the sugar. Java java beans, y'all."

"I finally figured out what I wanna be when I get older...........................Younger!"

"Here's to tits! ...Cause No one ever said ""I want to cum on her nice personality"""

"Marines Lock a Marine in a room with 4 bowling balls. He'll lose one, break one, and one will be on fire. The other one is pregnant."

"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"

"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and Jack Daniels? I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels."

"What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini 1. They are both hot 2. They both look better when going down and 3. They both go down at night"