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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria"
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"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."
"""Yo dog, this yogurt is mad delicious."" -Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog. I'm gonna die alone aren't I?"
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."
"There's no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that's been in the closet for a year."
"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."
"Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me."
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam."