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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria"
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"I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me."
"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."
"A 5-year old boy approaches his father saying, ""Dad, I know the woman I want to marry."" ""Oh yeah, who is it?"" He replies, ""Grandmaw."" ""You can't marry my mother!"" ""Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"""
"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?"
"Statistically, 1 in 5 of The Jackson's are Randy."
"In 4.5 billion years the sun will burn out but on the plus side no more sunset instagrams"
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
"A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club... He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline. Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period."