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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it? Because it was stationary."

"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."

"Thank God Wolverine isn't italian..."

"What did one white cop say to another white cop? Another black man bites the dust."

"She won't admit she's obsessed with Instagram... But her kids' names are Brannan, Kelvin, and Valencia."

"You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone? Mosquitos"

"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."

"Technically all panties are edible if you're ambitious enough."

"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."