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Joke of the Day

"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."

"Remember, if you gently caress a State Trooper's cheek they gotta let you go without a ticket."

"I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did."

"I got a tattoo in the bald spot on top of my head that reads ""let go of my ears lady, I know what I'm doing"""

"What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times? Windows 10."

"When is ""shit"" not ever ""real""?"

"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"

"How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem"

"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"