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Joke of the Day

"She won't admit she's obsessed with Instagram... But her kids' names are Brannan, Kelvin, and Valencia."

"I Took a Class on Personal Finance I had no interest in it."

"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."

"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"

"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"

"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? I dont cry when I cut up a hooker"

"The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads... Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!"

"In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet."

"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"

"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"