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Joke of the Day

"I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts."

"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."

"What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans"

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me"

"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."

"Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me."

"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? 'Murica came first."

"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"

"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"