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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."
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"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"
"I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia."
"Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby."
"How does Porkins get into his star fighter? He has to wedge himself in."
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."
"The real reason humans have two hands? Two boobs."
"Christian pop music? You mean holy shit?"
"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."
"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."