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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."
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"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay"
"My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary."
"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"
"A surrealist entered an Indian market. It felt very bazaar."
"Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast."
"You know how black people always complain about being ashy? Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends."
"Jesus was such a hypocrite Preaches waiting for marriage and all that. Meanwhile he just goes and gets nailed 3 times in one day."
"My friend Victor changed his last name to ""E"". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."