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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast."
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"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."
"What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved."
"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"
"I don't like my masseuse... She just rubs me the wrong way."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being *special*"
"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your vagina."
"Don't bother entering the sail-raising contest at the boat club. It's rigged."
"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."