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Joke of the Day

"You know how black people always complain about being ashy? Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends."

"What do you call a man with no will to live? Willis."

"Why does the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry."

"What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting"

"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"

"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""

"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."

"Gardening I was gardening the other day when my older brother rang to ask if I wanted to hang out. I promptly said yes because you know what they say, bros before hose."