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Joke of the Day
"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"
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"Behemoth? No. Hebebutterfly."
"read this now you reddit"
"""It's possible to touch birds!"" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds."
"I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp. But everyone said it was just tacky."
"Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!"
"How do you get a musician off of your porch? You pay for the pizza."
"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."
"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""
"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"