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Joke of the Day
"My friend Victor changed his last name to ""E"". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery."
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"I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"Laugh while you can, 2016... ...you're next."
"Jesus spoke to me yesterday... But I don't like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future."
"My grandmother voted Republican until the day she died. Ever since then, she's voted Democrat."
"don't usually brag about helping people, but when I saw an old lady drop her groceries, I yelled: ""lift with a straight back!"" it felt good"
"A Catholic dies, and thinks he's gone to heaven ."
"what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker? Scar Stories."
"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"
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