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Joke of the Day

"What is a jewish golfer's favorite vegetable? A parsnip."

"The best part of finishing a long piece of writing is when the laptop hits your talentless loser foot as you boot it off a roof."

"Internet Explorer"

"How many fuck boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, cause its already lit as fuck fam."

"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"How did the Kentucky woman know her daughter was on her period? She tasted the blood on her son's penis."

"What's the opposite of condescending? [gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1b800af79638830eef30deb8163bbf/tumblr_ms1l531JGu1s29n2zo1_250.gif)"

"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."

"Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical."