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Joke of the Day

"Jesus was such a hypocrite Preaches waiting for marriage and all that. Meanwhile he just goes and gets nailed 3 times in one day."

"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."

"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""

"PWND! FIRST!!"

"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"

"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"""

"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."

"To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !"

"Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? It was a sting operation."