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Joke of the Day

"Being a newspaper boy combines two of my favorite things: legally throwing things at people's houses & keeping my fellow citizens informed"

"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"

"How do you refer to a necessary bear? Pandatory. Stupid, I know."

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"

"So I've been dating this anorexic girl... ...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."

"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."

"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."

"Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters."

"Bury it... ...it's my dad's 'dead joke'."