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Joke of the Day
"Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters."
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"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."
"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."
"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."
"My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor"
"You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog."
"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."
"Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."
"[voice recognition in car] Car: ""please say a command"" Me: ""call Tim"" Car: ""calling Sarah Marcogliese"""