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Joke of the Day
"How do you refer to a necessary bear? Pandatory. Stupid, I know."
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"A wife is like a box of chocolates, you never know which of her multiple moods you're going to get, you just better act like you love it."
"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."
"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."
"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"
"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
"What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? The shiitalkie mushroom."
"The Whale was uneasy. ""I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations"" said the whale. ""What gave you that idea?"" queried the octopus. ""Oh, I have inside information"" said the whale."
"If you send Joseph Gordon-Levitt a script that doesn't say ""skinny tie"" on the first page, he gets so mad he has to write four ukulele songs"