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Joke of the Day
"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"
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"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"
"You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt."
"Today has me remembering my father's last words... Be right back."
"Where do vampires learn to suck blood? Law School."
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."
"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."
"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"
"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."
"What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog."