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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?"

"First Post Knock knock Who's there? Immigration, let's go."

"Teenagers are overweight because... ...they aren't getting in enough physical activity. Damn consent laws..."

"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."

"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."

"What's the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories =D"

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."