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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway."
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"Then god said, ""Let there be light,"" and there was light and he regretted making Adam in the dark because he gave him Owen Wilson's nose."
"What do you call a Jewish rapper? A rappi."
"Dear Taliban, When you shoot a kid in the head for wanting an education and she doesn't die, how can you be sure that God is on your side?"
"What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup? Faux."
"Hell yeah I'm a catholic i've been addicted to cats my whole life"
"What do you get when you put a bunch of roosters into a compactor? A cock block!"
"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."
"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."
"So a man walks into a bar... and never comes back for my entire childhood. Where are you dad?"