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Joke of the Day
"If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded."
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"What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard."
"What does Yao Ming stand for? When he sits down it takes too long to get back up."
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."
"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"
"I have a habit... I have a habit of flipping around letters in a word. You say pencil, I say cenpil. You say banana, I say nababa. You say popcorn, I shut up."
"I'm glad Lassie wasnt my dog. I just want to watch TV, I don't want to be constantly rescuing people."
"I shot a frog once. It croaked."
"If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body...."