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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
Next Joke
"Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat. ""Wear something that doesn't show stains"" [5 hours later] How was your date? She hated my poncho."
"What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?"
"I've just achieved a week and counting without Reddit! I just had to tell you guys of my accomplishment!"
"I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling. I won a shitload of money and moved to Spain."
"What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller."
"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."
"Why do towels get dirty? If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??"
"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."