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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"

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"I haven't spoken to my wife in months... We're not having any problems, I just don't want to interrupt her."
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"[punches shark on the nose[ shark: that wont stop me me: are u crying shark: no its always wet & salty on my face"
"If I have 10 cookies and someone takes one away - how many cookies do I have? 10 cookies and some bloody knuckles"
"How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"
"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."
"Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie."
"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"
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