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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"

"Who is responsible for a planes rough landing? It's not the passengers fault, it's the not the flight attendants fault, it's the asphalt."

"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."

"How do you get down off of an elephant? You dont. You get down off a goose."

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

" Hey cow You're an all star You are grain fed No hay Hey cow You are ground down Graded U.S. D.A. "

"Told my doctor I wanted him to check my prostate without lube He put both his hands on my shoulders and went to town"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"

"What do you call a pig in a trailer? Pulled pork!"

"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."