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Joke of the Day

"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."

"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."

"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."

"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."

"Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant... They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life."

"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""

"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."

"What do you call a paedophile crustacean? A Diddler Crab"

"Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?"

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."