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Joke of the Day

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"

"Hey guys. I think I've found Liam Neeson in these toilets. Shhh listen, every time I bash on the door he yells, ""This one's Taken 2."""

"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"

"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."

"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."

"Did you hear about the group of people who stole a dozen boxes of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals."

"Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell ""She's right there!"" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater."

"Several ducks were found dead in a playground. Police are suspecting fowl play."

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