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Joke of the Day

"My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, ""Do you have cotton-balls?"" After confirmation that the store has cotton-balls, ""Does it tickle when you walk?"""

"Used to be that multiple communication devices meant you're a drug dealer, now I'm not sure which of these toddlers to buy from at the park."

"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"

"1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them. 3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe"

"Eastern Europe - 1989 ""If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"""

"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"

"Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it."

"What do you call a chicken with no neck? A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit."

"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."

"Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!"