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Joke of the Day
"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."
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"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."
"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Dad: ""So what are you going to do after you graduate?"" Me: ""well, mom said we'll probably go out somewhere to eat"""
"A family walks into a r/jokes hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the reposts are disabled."" the guy at the desk replies ""it's all reposts here you sick fuck"""
"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"
"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."
"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"