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Joke of the Day
"What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? ""Lie to me, bitch!"""
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"I think Jesus is black Because he is our father and hasn't come back yet"
"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."
"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"
"Went from being single to being single like a boss."
"Woman hit by train Whats a train doing in a kitchen? (Sexist but creative, not meant to offend anyone.)"
"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"
"I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers"
"Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra? Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?"
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."