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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
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"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."
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"Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people"
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"You are one well-defined function!"
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