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Joke of the Day

"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"

"What goes after foursome? Awesome..."

"* Kindergarten* Hi kids! I'm the homeroom mom for your class. [writes name on chalkboard] [Boy Raises hand] We can't read. No one can read"

"Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.."

"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"

"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"

"Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin"

"After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus..."