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Joke of the Day

"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."

"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."

"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."

"I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough."

"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"

"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """

"So Jared Fogle is heading to prison. I wonder if he'll go for a six inch or try the footlong?"

"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."

"Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband? Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie... *Witherspoon?!?* No...of course not! She used a knife!"

"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."