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Joke of the Day
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."
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"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."
"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"
"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."
"Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder!"
"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""
"Have you heard the best dad joke? He was the groom's father. Not part of the joke: Yes I made that up in the shower this morning."
"There is nothing wrong with drinking while pregnant... ...my wife drank through all five months of her pregnancy."
"My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution."
"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"