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Joke of the Day
"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."
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"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."
"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"
"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."
"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"
"I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who actually knows what they're talking about."
"Every time my daughter drinks juice she says ""cheers"" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences."
"For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"