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Joke of the Day
"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."
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"I just got a tattoo of Ben Franklin on my dick Because my girlfriend knows how to blow a hundred bucks. (for our non-American friends, Ben Franklin's face is on the US $100 bill)"
"Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!"
"Idiot White Supremacist Why did the idiot white supremacist burn a cross on the wife-beater's lawn? He heard the abuser's wife had two black guys at once"
"The nice thing of living in a small village is that when you don't know what you're doing someone else does."
"Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special."
"You can't blame me for making jokes about the earthquake. It's not my fault."
"Hate when I lay out too close to the shoreline and the other beach goers team up to try to push me back in the water."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."
"I'm still confused as to why I was arrested for stabbing the starbucks barista in the face when she didn't know what a large coffee was."