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Joke of the Day

"Poetry about Pawn Stars You want a poem? Best I can do is haiku, take it or leave it."

"Macbeth.docx That's a play on word"

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."

"Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy."

"My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

"Dear coffee, I want you inside of me"

"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""

"Toasted bread is like parents If theyre black you have nothing to eat."

"whatd the princess do after she finished a do-it-yourself abortion royal flush"