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Joke of the Day
"Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder!"
Next Joke
"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin"
"[clenching fists] ""I'll fight someone"" Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself"
"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."
"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."
"My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet."
"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"
"You've gotta hand it to blind hookers."
"I think I was an unwanted child I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger"
"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."