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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"

"Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an airplane"

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."

"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."

"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"

"10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?"

"Starting Salary"

"Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa? [2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)"

"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."

"Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room."