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Joke of the Day

"I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. I know it's going to come back to haunt me!"

"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers."

"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""

"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"

"""Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?"" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead"

"Making jokes on Twitter is a lot like making jokes in real life. Except without the frightened faces of strangers on buses"

"Birthdays are good for us... Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."

"I was having sex with my girlfriend... ... and I said to her, ""Woman, you've got no tits and your pussy is too tight."" She grunted,""Get off my back."""